The Bugs Bunny\Road-Runner Movie Page #4

Shake hands with Friar Duck.

Well, Daffy decided

to have one more shot...

...at the musketeer business.

But this time, he got involved

with a very mysterious opponent.

Namely, well, see for yourself.

Stand back, musketeers!

They shall sample my blade!

Touch!

Musketeers? En garde? My blade?

Whoever's in charge here...

...the scenery! Where's the scenery?

Stand back, musketeers!

They shall sample... My... Blade?

Okay, have it your way.

Daffy duck, he had a farm...

E-I-E-I-O

And on this farm, he had an igloo...

E-I-E-I-O

Would it be too much to ask

if we could make up our minds?

Dashing through the snow...

Through the fields we go

Laughing all the way

Farewell to thee, farewell to thee

The wind will carry back our sad refrain

One last embrace before we say...

Buster, it may come

as a complete surprise to you...

...to find that this is an animated cartoon...

...and that in animated cartoons

they have scenery.

And in all the years I've...

All right, wise guy, where am I?

And I've never been

so humiliated in all my life!

Look, Mac, just what's going on

around here?

Let's get organized.

How about some scenery?

That's dandy. Ho-ho! That's rich, I'll say.

Now how about some color, stupid?

Hey!

Not me, you slop artist!

Where's the rest of me?

It isn't as though I haven't

lived up to my contract.

Goodness knows.

And goodness knows it isn't as though...

I haven't kept myself trim,

goodness knows.

I've done that. That's strange.

All of a sudden,

I don't quite feel like myself.

I feel all right, and yet I...

You know better than that!

Well?

Sea picture, hey?

I always wanted to do a sea epic.

Now, Mr. Rembrandt...

if you'll kindly oblige

with a little appropriate scenery...

Over the sea, let's go, men...

We're shoving right off,

We're shoving right off.

Again?

Come here! Give me a close-up!

This is a close-up?

A close-up, you jerk!

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

Now, look, buster,

let's have an understanding.

Now what?

Brother! What a way to run a railroad.

Now, then, as I was saying...

All right, let's get this picture started.

No!

Listen, pal, let's discuss this thing sanely.

Look, I tell you what.

You go your way, and I'll go mine.

Live and let live. Right? Right.

Ladies and gentlemen,

there will be no further delays.

So, I shall attempt to entertain you

in my own inimitable fashion.

Now what?

- What are you doing down there?

- Down here? What are you doing up there?

Down here.

Listen, bud, if you wasn't me,

I'd smack you right in the puss.

- Don't let that bother you, Jack!

- Okay, buddy, you asked for it!

Oh, brother! I'm a buzzboy!

Time to hit the old silk.

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